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    Default Joke of the day.

    A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.



    The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.



    Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.


    "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.


    "Yup."


    "Where did he go?"


    "Your house."
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    ...In a way that's good to be bad; or that's bad to be good?

    No.

    It's hip to be square.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chief31 View Post
    No.

    It's hip to be square.
    square hips?

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    Where the hell is the Huey Louis clip?
    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Where the hell is the Huey Louis clip?

    Ya got me; where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Ya got me; where?
    This will have to do...

    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    This will have to do...

    Ok....

    I found a vid but it's really bad so I didn't post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    This will have to do...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Ok....

    I found a vid but it's really bad so I didn't post it.
    Whoops!

    Thought I had included this video in the last post!

    Oops!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3Hh8nvn4k"]YouTube - Classic Sesame Street - hip to be square[/ame]

    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Whoops!

    Thought I had included this video in the last post!

    Oops!



    I didn't include that one in a post for obvious reasons. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    I didn't include that one in a post for obvious reasons. :p
    Let's pretend I'm stupid and don't know the obvious reasons...

    What are they?
    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Let's pretend I'm stupid and don't know the obvious reasons...

    What are they?
    You just answered your own question.
    j/k

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