Joke of the day.

**prough91** · 01-20-2008, 05:01 PM

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.

The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.

Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."

**hermhater** · 03-10-2008, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Chiefster

A guy takes his girl friend to a major league baseball game once, and of course she's clueless and being a huge embarrassment which on many occasions made him beg of himself the question: "Why did I bring her here?" On one such occasion the home team was batting when a crowd favorite gets a base hit to which the boy friend jumps up and yells: "RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!!" Of course his girl friend asked so why did you and everyone else jump up and yell "RUN!" He says impatiently: "Because he got a base hit!" The next batter was the glad recipient of four straight balls, and upon seeing him trot to first base the girl friend jumps up and yells: "RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!!" To which the boy friend responded by grabbing her and shoving her back into her seat and saying: "What the heck are you doing? He has four balls!" The girl friend then jumps back up and yells: "STRUT, STRUT, and STRUT!!!!!"

I don't get it.

Is she saying he should strut because he has 4 balls and she thinks that makes him "****y"?

**Chiefster** · 03-10-2008, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

I don't get it.

Is she saying he should strut because he has 4 balls and she thinks that makes him "****y"?

That's it. :rolleyes:

**hermhater** · 03-10-2008, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Chiefster

That's it. :rolleyes:

Sorry Chiefster, but I just couldn't resist such an easy setup!

**Chiefster** · 03-10-2008, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

Sorry Chiefster, but I just couldn't resist such an easy setup!

Yes I know.

**tammietailgator** · 03-10-2008, 12:25 AM

Now that was funny!

**Chiefster** · 03-10-2008, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by tammietailgator

Now that was funny!

**Chief from the North** · 03-10-2008, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

Guess I'll be making my next journey to KC on two wheels

**hermhater** · 03-10-2008, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by tammietailgator

Now that was funny!

Yep!

Originally Posted by Chief from the North

Guess I'll be making my next journey to KC on two wheels

You mean like a car tipped up on two wheels, or are you crazy enough to ride down from Canada to KC on a motorcycle?

You should just go so fast the cops never get a chance to even see ya!

**Chief from the North** · 03-10-2008, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

Yep!

You mean like a car tipped up on two wheels, or are you crazy enough to ride down from Canada to KC on a motorcycle?

You should just go so fast the cops never get a chance to even see ya!

I meant my 20 year old 10 speed. It makes them laugh so hard they can't keep thier eyes open. Impossible to follow me.