Joke of the day.

**prough91** · 01-20-2008, 05:01 PM

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.

The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.

Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."

**tammietailgator** · 03-10-2008, 12:48 AM

[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=QCvjihO3Dv0"]YouTube - High Speed Bicycle Police Getaway![/ame]

This is funny!!

If you play your cards right... You can get away!

**Chiefster** · 03-10-2008, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

That will take forever to get down here.

You need to invest in a jetpack!

...Or, start pedaling now.

**Chief from the North** · 03-10-2008, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by tammietailgator

YouTube - High Speed Bicycle Police Getaway!

This is funny!!

If you play your cards right... You can get away!

I can NOT believe they got this on video. I'm so humiliated...

**tammietailgator** · 03-10-2008, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by Chief from the North

I can NOT believe they got this on video. I'm so humiliated...

**hermhater** · 03-10-2008, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by tammietailgator

YouTube - High Speed Bicycle Police Getaway!

This is funny!!

If you play your cards right... You can get away!

WTF???

Were the truckers slowing down to block him or what?

Originally Posted by Chiefster

...Or, start pedaling now.

He will be out of beer before he gets to KC, so that's a bad idea!

**Chiefster** · 03-10-2008, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Chief from the North

I can NOT believe they got this on video. I'm so humiliated...

...That's where riding a bike is beneficial.

**tammietailgator** · 03-10-2008, 01:01 AM

[quote=hermhater;73940]WTF???

Were the truckers slowing down to block him or what?

I dunno, ask him!

He will be out of beer before he gets to KC, so that's a bad idea!
Not if he goes straight to your house

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**Canada** · 03-10-2008, 01:07 AM

HH dosent like to share his beer. I had to take it from him. Good thing he is so tiny. And when he drinks he get really tippy.

**hermhater** · 03-10-2008, 03:20 AM

[quote=tammietailgator;73945]

Originally Posted by hermhater

WTF???

Were the truckers slowing down to block him or what?

I dunno, ask him!

He will be out of beer before he gets to KC, so that's a bad idea!
Not if he goes straight to your house

[/quot

Originally Posted by Canada

HH dosent like to share his beer. I had to take it from him. Good thing he is so tiny. And when he drinks he get really tippy.

Canada is right.

Don't show up here without beer or you are doing it wrong!