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  1. 01-20-2008, 05:01 PM #1
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    Default Joke of the day.

    A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.



    The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.



    Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.


    "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.


    "Yup."


    "Where did he go?"


    "Your house."
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  2. 03-16-2008, 11:14 AM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    What's with all the talk about crotches?

    Does Chiefster have scrotal issues too?

    Why do you always pop up at these parts of the conversation?
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    Looks like Chiefster got a date!


    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.

    When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

    "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
    "I had to slap his face three times!"

    "You mean he got fresh?"

    "No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Looks like Chiefster got a date!
    You mistake me for that kid???

    BAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    You mistake me for that kid???

    BAH!

    You should have replied with something funny.

    That would have been funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Sorry Chiefster, but I just couldn't resist such an easy setup!


    You have to grab the low-hanging fruit...you can't reach the other stuff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    What's with all the talk about crotches?

    Does Chiefster have scrotal issues too?


    Are you typing? :p
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    this is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    this is funny

    This is funnier chicky, because you can read the whole thing.




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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    This is funnier chicky, because you can read the whole thing.




    Hmmm, I could read the first one just fine HH...why don't you have the girlfriend lower the desk for you a little so you can see your monitor better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    Hmmm, I could read the first one just fine HH...why don't you have the girlfriend lower the desk for you a little so you can see your monitor better!

    You have vision beyond your ability.


    You must be Bonds' evil twin.
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