This guy runs up to a nun all frantic and scared.
He explains, "Listen, I'm being pursued by the Armed Forces for recruitment into the army and I don't want to go. I have a family and I don't want to be a part of the nonsense that is the war in Iraq. Could I please hide under your gown at least until they pass by?"
The nun replies, "Well, if you think it will work then I don't see it being a problem."
"Thanks a lot" he says, and he then proceeds to hide under her gown.
A few moments pass and then the Armed Forces drives by and casually waves at the nun.
"O.K....they're gone" she says.
"Phew" says the guy, "Thanks again, and by the way, while under your gown, I noticed that you have a beautiful set of legs and I felt the need to tell you."
"Well" the nun replies, "You should have looked up a little bit and you would have noticed that i have a nice set of balls too.........I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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