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    Default Joke of the day.

    A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.



    The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.



    Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.


    "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.


    "Yup."


    "Where did he go?"


    "Your house."
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?...


    Chiefster: Because it was too far to walk around it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Chiefster: Because it was too far to walk around it.





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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post






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    what to do - what to do!!!???
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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    what to do - what to do!!!???
    Proof positive that the egg came first. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    what to do - what to do!!!???
    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Proof positive that the egg came first. :p

    You guys are bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    You guys are bad!

    Is that bad in a good way or bad in a bad way - not that it makes a great deal of difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Is that bad in a good way or bad in a bad way - not that it makes a great deal of difference.
    Bad in a good bad way.

    Get all that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Bad in a good bad way.

    Get all that?
    ...In a way that's good to be bad; or that's bad to be good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    ...In a way that's good to be bad; or that's bad to be good?
    Poorly impressive.

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