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    Default Joke of the day.


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    A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.



    The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.



    Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.


    "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.


    "Yup."


    "Where did he go?"


    "Your house."
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    Excellent prough!!!!


    Very funny!
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    This one reminded me of Chiefster:

    Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees.

    “Well, back in 1944 in Africa,” the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a tree when I heard a noise. Next thing I know the biggest lion I’ve ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this…RO-A-A-R-R-R! Well, I just crapped my pants.”

    The young men are amazed. One of them says, “I don’t blame you. I’d crap my pants too if a lion jumped at me like that!”

    The old man shakes his head and says, “No, no, not then—just now when I said roar!
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    Keep 'em coming man!

    Good stuff!
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    Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day in Canada?

    A: They don’t want to wear out the moose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prough91 View Post
    Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day in Canada?

    A: They don’t want to wear out the moose.
    If only I could respond to that without getting an infraction!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    If only I could respond to that without getting an infraction!!
    I guess only in Canada are the people tall enough to reach a moose butt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    I guess only in Canada are the people tall enough to reach a moose butt!

    Well, yes we are all at least over 5'6" ...well the guys anyways!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Q. How do you break proughs finger?

    A. Punch him in the nose!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    Q. How do you break proughs finger?

    A. Punch him in the nose!
    Funny...

    ...lhowever the version I used to hear in Jr High was worse...I'll use TimSatt1 as the victim so as not to pick on an actual member of the site

    How do you break TimSatt1's thumb?

    Kick him in the a$$...
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