My friend Lawrence and I would like to take this opportunity to write and express to you our undying gratitude for your short sightedness and inept aptitude to evaluate football talent. Your inability to recognize the need for proficient personnel in key positions has resulted in sending my friend and I to the Super Bowl; a privilege that would have gone unrealized were it not for you and your complete stupidity.
Again, thank you very much.
Sincerely,
Kawika Mitchell
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