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    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
    neighbour, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
    2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
    with a bodily function noise
    4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
    5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh shoot! My glass eye!”
    6. Say “Darn, this water is cold.”
    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
    cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
    relaxingly.
    8. Say, “Now how did that get there?”
    9. Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.”
    10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. squirt it
    erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while
    yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!”
    11. Say, “Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”
    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
    toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
    Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
    13. Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!
    14. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
    15. Say, “Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
    Now what am I gonna do?”
    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
    butt cheeks
    17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
    “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to
    the adjacent stall.
    18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
    so you can see your neighbor and say, “Oooh, you might want to get
    a doctor to check that out”
    19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
    “Born Free.”
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    0 Not allowed!
    Good stuff!


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    6. Say “Darn, this water is cold.”
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    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
    butt cheeks



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