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    Let's have some fun.

    We've got 32 teams. Each of these teams needs to pick a player from ANY football movie ever made. We'll use the 2008 NFL draft order.

    Feel free to take a team, make a pick and give an explanation why that team chooses said player.

    I saw this on some site. I thought it would be fun to see what "The Crowd" would do. It's all for fun.

    I'll start:

    With the #1 selection in the 2008 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select:

    Charles Jefferson. DE (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

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    Bill Parcells has drafted a DE in the first round more times than not in his previous drafts. He's now responsible for rebuilding the Miami Dolphins and will try to bring in the next Jason Taylor to build his defense around. There is major risk in this drafting this player because it's rumored that Jefferson is expected to be the "Last King of Scotland."

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    ROUND ONE
    1. Miami (Charles Jefferson-DE Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
    2. St. Louis
    3. Atlanta
    4. Oakland
    5. Kansas City
    6. New York Jets
    7. New England (from San Francisco)
    8. Baltimore
    9. Cincinnati
    10. New Orleans
    11. Buffalo
    12. Denver
    13. Carolina
    14. Chicago
    15. Detroit
    16. Arizona
    17. Minnesota
    18. Houston
    19. Philadelphia
    20. Tampa Bay
    21. Washington
    22. Dallas (from Cleveland)
    23. Pittsburgh
    24. Tennessee
    25. Seattle
    26. Jacksonville
    27. San Diego
    28. Dallas
    29. San Francisco (from Indianapolis)
    30. Green Bay
    * New England (pick forfeited)
    31. New York Giants

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    With #2, St Louis selects: Earl Wilkinson, DE from The Replacements

    St Louis could use another pass rush threat to take pressure off of Carriker. Earl Wilkinson's character comes into play though considering he was released from jail to enter the draft.


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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    With #2, St Louis selects: Earl Wilkinson, DE from The Replacements

    St Louis could use another pass rush threat to take pressure off of Carriker. Earl Wilkinson's character comes into play though considering he was released from jail to enter the draft.
    nice pick. for the chiefs i`ll pick the lap dancers from the replacements for our cheerleaders. atleast we can watch them when the chiefs are playing hermmieball.
    i can remember what a chief super bowl team looks like! ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    nice pick. for the chiefs i`ll pick the lap dancers from the replacements for our cheerleaders. atleast we can watch them when the chiefs are playing hermmieball.


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    Also, if it's ok to go out of order, The Cincinnati Bengals select Reggie 'Reg' Dunlop, C/Coach from the Charlestown Chiefs(Slapshot) with the # 9 pick. I know Reg is a Center on a hockey team but he provides much needed leadership to the Bengals. He's also not afraid to take an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for his teammates.


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    With their love of felons at QB Atlanta takes Paul Crew!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFa75rGrKs8"]YouTube - very funny scene -- The Longest Yard[/ame]


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    With the #4 pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Oakland Raiders select Lucy Draper-K (Necessary Roughness).

    http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/draft_lucy.jpg

    Sebastian Janikowski is getting old and inconsistent. This and the fact that Al Davis has lost his freakin mind and blown all his cap space, the only position he can afford is to draft a kicker and sign him/her to a 15 year contract at a grand total of $6 million. Plus, if sign a young, hot white woman for all his multi-million dollar players to play with, they won't have any law suits coming their way considering Draper will be under contract and making herself available to all "teammates" will surely be in her contract somewhere hidden deep on page 417 of 939.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texaschief View Post
    With the #4 pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Oakland Raiders select Lucy Draper-K (Necessary Roughness).

    http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/draft_lucy.jpg

    Sebastian Janikowski is getting old and inconsistent. This and the fact that Al Davis has lost his freakin mind and blown all his cap space, the only position he can afford is to draft a kicker and sign him/her to a 15 year contract at a grand total of $6 million. Plus, if sign a young, hot white woman for all his multi-million dollar players to play with, they won't have any law suits coming their way considering Draper will be under contract and making herself available to all "teammates" will surely be in her contract somewhere hidden deep on page 417 of 939.
    Nice pick!

    The Raiders actually made a wise decision!



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    With the #5 pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select, Forrest Gump. KR

    The Chiefs desperately need OLine help, but Billy Bob (Varsity Blues) seems to be a reach at this point. Gump, not quite the brightest guy in this draft, has amazing speed and never stops running. Carl Peterson shocks the world with this pick, but it's understandable considering the Chiefs' need for a kick returner since the loss of Dante Hall. Plus, Peterson wants people around him that makes the King look like a freakin genius and Gump will be a great start in that endeavor.

    Surprisingly, Gump did not score the lowest ever on the wonderlic test at the combine. Gump's score of 11 is still 4 points higher than Tennessee Titan QB, Vince Young.

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