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    • Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.
    • Candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died -- and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."
    • Candidate asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.
    • Candidate smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
    • Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."
    • Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.
    • When applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.
    • A candidate for an accounting position said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person."
    • Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.
    • Candidate took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.
    We've got some geniuses in the workforce.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    You're welcome from the bottom of my beer!

    Looks like you've gained some rep buddy. Did you actually post some things that were pertinent to the topic?


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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    Looks like you've gained some rep buddy. Did you actually post some things that were pertinent to the topic?

    Everything I post is pertinent!



    Except for maybe about 90% of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    • Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.
    What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayvern View Post
    What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!


    When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayvern View Post
    What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!
    You are also an ex-seabee. Those of us who know your type would come to expect that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayvern View Post
    What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!
    It is the flushing that is the issue. I do all my phone business in the ****ter!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    It is the flushing that is the issue. I do all my phone business in the ****ter!!
    If your phone business includes saving the person's life on the other end of the line then I don't think they care if you're ****ting when your on the phone. Just as long as you wash your hands after you're done.


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    I rarely get poop on myself anyways!! :)
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I rarely get poop on myself anyways!! :)
    Good for you!

    Sounds like you're almost ready for big boy pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Good for you!

    Sounds like you're almost ready for big boy pants!

    what the hell do I need pants for?
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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