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    • Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.
    • Candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died -- and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."
    • Candidate asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.
    • Candidate smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
    • Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."
    • Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.
    • When applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.
    • A candidate for an accounting position said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person."
    • Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.
    • Candidate took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.
    We've got some geniuses in the workforce.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    what the hell do I need pants for?


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    mmmm.....bacon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    mmmm.....bacon

    That's why you need pants!

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    HH...flowchart is missing a branch. Before the pants section..."Wife...make me some bacon!!" Yes, dear...Skip to step "Bacon is Done"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    HH...flowchart is missing a branch. Before the pants section..."Wife...make me some bacon!!" Yes, dear...Skip to step "Bacon is Done"


    Good point!

    Chicks don't have to worry about getting hot grease on their junk, so they can do it without pants.

    Make them cook the bacon!

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