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    Default I'll trade you my wife for your goat.


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    Only in Bulgaria.

    Wife could not give me a child so I swapped her for a goat

    AND SHE'S GOT THREE KIDS



    A farmer who blamed his wife for not providing him with a child has swapped her for a goat with three kids.

    Three-times-wed Stoil Panayotov struck a deal with another farmer at a livestock market and handed over his wife in exchange for eight-year-old Elena.

    Stoil, 54, said: "A friend told me that he had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife." Amazingly, she went along with the arrangement. Stoil added: "The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval.

    "The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none. This deal was more profitable to the goat owner - I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."

    The trade was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Now locals are wondering what will happen next if things don't work out between Stoil and Elena.



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    That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:
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    Quote Originally Posted by spiman View Post
    That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:
    I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!


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    Quote Originally Posted by spiman View Post
    That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:
    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!


    I think it's safe to assume that the only loser here will be the goat.

    Stupid Bulgarians!

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    The trade was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Now locals are wondering what will happen next if things don't work out between Stoil and Elena.
    I hear this practice is widely used and accepted in Arkansas as well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    I hear this practice is widely used and accepted in Arkansas as well.
    I don't care who ya are that's funny right there.


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    Talking If your doing that/I am doing this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!

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    The only Racing Team that matters-HENDRICK MotorSports. 24\48\88\5.. I need another! :please: :
    I'm out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    I don't care who ya are that's funny right there.



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    Quote Originally Posted by spiman View Post
    Yummy Calif. girls,,,,,,My home team Rah/Rah's!!
    Say no to goats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    I don't care who ya are that's funny right there.


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