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    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    Male: Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


    4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

    Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

    Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


    8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


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    7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
    My gf said that one is the truest of all and cracked up!


    I think they are all pretty funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    Male: Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


    4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

    Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

    Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


    8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
    Nice.


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    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    This is the truest of them all!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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