- "Baskin Robbins isn't the only place with good Sundays"
- "CH__CH: What's Missing? U R!!
- "Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives"
- "Forecast for heaven: reign forever"
- "God answers knee-mail"
- "Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
- "Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell."
- "The best vitamin for Christians is B1"
- "Think it's hot here...", or any other sign that notices hell is hotter than the current conditions
- "This church is prayer conditioned"
- "Thou shalt not park here" or some other variation on that theme.
- "Walmart isn't the only savings place"
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