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    Default Funny Church signs

    • "Baskin Robbins isn't the only place with good Sundays"
    • "CH__CH: What's Missing? U R!!
    • "Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives"
    • "Forecast for heaven: reign forever"
    • "God answers knee-mail"
    • "Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
    • "Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell."
    • "The best vitamin for Christians is B1"
    • "Think it's hot here...", or any other sign that notices hell is hotter than the current conditions
    • "This church is prayer conditioned"
    • "Thou shalt not park here" or some other variation on that theme.
    • "Walmart isn't the only savings place"
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    • "Baskin Robbins isn't the only place with good Sundays"
    • "CH__CH: What's Missing? U R!!
    • "Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives"
    • "Forecast for heaven: reign forever"
    • "God answers knee-mail"
    • "Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
    • "Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell."
    • "The best vitamin for Christians is B1"
    • "Think it's hot here...", or any other sign that notices hell is hotter than the current conditions
    • "This church is prayer conditioned"
    • "Thou shalt not park here" or some other variation on that theme.
    • "Walmart isn't the only savings place"
    It's like the exact opposite of the golden book list! Wow!



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    My favorite one is Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell.

    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    My favorite one is All Cats Go to Hell.


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    Go back to poker


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    Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :)
    nice one!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :)
    Seven days without beer makes one thirsty!

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