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    Man too drunk to notice knife in back


    Friday Apr 18 10:11 AEST
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    A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back.
    Yury Lyalin, 53, had been drinking the night before the grisly discovery, when his colleague — who had also been drinking — stabbed him during an argument at work.

    But the kitchen knife went unnoticed until after Mr Lyalin awoke the next morning at work, took a bus home and helped himself to the fridge. After Mr Lyalin's wife called the ambulance surgeon Viktor Belov treated the lucky electrician.
    "By good fortune, it had gone through soft tissue without touching vital organs," he was quoted as saying in the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
    In a further bizarre element of the event, Mr Lyalin said he felt no resentment towards his knife-wielding colleague.
    "We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he said.
    But a deputy prosecutor in the city of Vologda was not so sympathetic, saying the attacker faced a "severe punishment".



    He must have medicated himself pretty well.


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    I read the same thing at one time, but this quote was different...

    "We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he said.

    I think I smell another joke on the press.

    Remember that one I posted about the goat being traded for the wife?

    It was a fake.

    I got April Fooled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    I read the same thing at one time, but this quote was different...




    I think I smell another joke on the press.

    Remember that one I posted about the goat being traded for the wife?

    It was a fake.

    I got April Fooled.
    This was an Aussie news site, I don't know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by royalswin100games View Post
    Man too drunk to notice knife in back


    Friday Apr 18 10:11 AEST
    By ninemsn staff







    A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back.
    Yury Lyalin, 53, had been drinking the night before the grisly discovery, when his colleague — who had also been drinking — stabbed him during an argument at work.

    But the kitchen knife went unnoticed until after Mr Lyalin awoke the next morning at work, took a bus home and helped himself to the fridge. After Mr Lyalin's wife called the ambulance surgeon Viktor Belov treated the lucky electrician.
    "By good fortune, it had gone through soft tissue without touching vital organs," he was quoted as saying in the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
    In a further bizarre element of the event, Mr Lyalin said he felt no resentment towards his knife-wielding colleague.
    "We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he said.
    But a deputy prosecutor in the city of Vologda was not so sympathetic, saying the attacker faced a "severe punishment".



    He must have medicated himself pretty well.
    To not feel a kithen knife, dang a dull blade, that was some good stuff he was on!
    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    I read the same thing at one time, but this quote was different...




    I think I smell another joke on the press.

    Remember that one I posted about the goat being traded for the wife?

    It was a fake.

    I got April Fooled.
    I would hope that, or this is one drunk russian.

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    He was Bulgarian.
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    I have a friend who got stabbed with a corkscrew and didn't know it. We had a bit to drink that nite too.
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    He was Bulgarian.
    Russian!
    Last edited by tornadospotter; 04-20-2008 at 12:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I have a friend who got stabbed with a corkscrew and didn't know it. We had a bit to drink that nite too.
    That's messed up dude!

    Leave the corkscrew at home when you come to the opener!



    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Russian!

    The story about the guy who traded his wife for a goat was Bulgarian!

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