Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time

[hermhater]

What won't the news report?

Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:21p.m.


A man who gained worldwide fame after claiming he had been raped by a wombat says the story would have been more interesting if he'd been drinking.


48-year-old Murchison man Ross Cradock was sentenced to 75 hours of community work last week after he rang police and complained he'd been sexually violated by a marsupial.


The story made worldwide headlines and even secured Cradock a guest spot on a British comedy show.


Despite widespread allegations over his sobriety, Cradock denies he was drunk at the time of the call.



http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/Story/tabi...1/Default.aspx

[AkChief49]

good lord!

[hermhater]

good lord!

Are there wombats in Alaska?

[AkChief49]

you're joking ...right?

[hermhater]

you're joking ...right?

I do that.

[AkChief49]

I've never been to Australia, and I'm pretty sure you would not find Wombats in a petting zoo!

[hermhater]

I've never been to Australia, and I'm pretty sure you would not find Wombats in a petting zoo!

The Llamas spit on people...

Or so I have heard...

[Hayvern]

All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.

[hermhater]

All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.

I'm guessing the wombat was his wife!

[tornadospotter]

All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.

Yep!
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