I went to Yahoo mail and I had 4 new messages. 3 of them were about football. The other was from a Nigerian Princess who had $35 million dollars that she wants to store in my bank account because they are about to overthrow her father and the money can be safely stored here, so I sent her all my banking info and I am gonna be a millionaire!! I am gonna invest it all and pretty soon I will be buyin' out Clark and firin' Carl and Renaming the Stadium Arrowhead!! Buncha a$$es
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