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    Default Spammed by Glenn Dorsey

    Did anyone else get a barely intelligible pre-recorded message from Glenn Dorsey encouraging them to buy more tickets? Is it in his contract to be Carl's pawn?
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    I'll play, but I am bringing a buddy with me to the opener that will dwarf most of the guys on the team minus the linemen. He is about 6'2 and 330!! I will be the little guy!! :)
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I'll play, but I am bringing a buddy with me to the opener that will dwarf most of the guys on the team minus the linemen. He is about 6'2 and 330!! I will be the little guy!! :)
    I was there once 6"2" 320lbs...but now I'm a slight 6'2" 270 lbs, and shrinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    I was there once 6"2" 320lbs...but now I'm a slight 6'2" 270 lbs, and shrinking
    You should have been an offensive lineman dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    You should have been an offensive lineman dude!
    Yeah, but I'm headed down to 195 now...not lineman material there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    You should have been an offensive lineman dude!
    At least you have the offensive part down!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    At least you have the offensive part down!!
    Offensive...yeah, my odor and your looks. I can take a shower...what's your solution?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    Offensive...yeah, my odor and your looks. I can take a shower...what's your solution?

    I put on a hat and an overcoat....kinda like you avatar!! oh...sorry!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I put on a hat and an overcoat....kinda like you avatar!! oh...sorry!
    Dude your hilarious.
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    At least one of these guys roots for the Chiefs.



    (How's the Grey Goose treatin' ya this mornin'?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I ordered 38 F'in tickets and I got nothin!!

    Hey bud...I know it sucks. You do all the work, I get all the spam.
    So here you go...audio from Glenn Dorsey's first day on the job as a telemarketer. Amazingly he managed to avoid interrupting me while I was eating supper.
    http://cid-2769e8ae0252907d.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/Public

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