There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.
There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.
The number one thing I look for in a girl is intelligence.
If she ain't got none, she's mine!
Thanks Aussie!
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Oakland Raiders are Super Bowl contenders." Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey survived!"
Resident Celebrity
What do you get when you cross a defensive lineman with a prostitute?
A quarter-ton pickup.
Resident Celebrity
Five Horses Is Her Name
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name is.
He replied, "She called Five Horses."
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It means...
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!
THE FINAL EXAM...........
At Penn State University were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of
them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the
weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big
party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept
all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday
morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they
would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they
visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they
missed the final.
The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys
were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The next
day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test
booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they
thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy....
then they turned the page.
On the second page was written...
For 95 points: Which tire? _________
Why Men Wear Earrings
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
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