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    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    This brings me to tears.








    **** TOILET FOR TWO ****

    Date: 2008-11-06, 9:20PM PST


    I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It's supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can't think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been had she been just a little more open minded. It's just not the same when you use it alone and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.

    The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) songs like "I'm Coming Out" and "You Dropped a Bomb on me" and "Love Stinks" will be just a few.

    I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.
    speaking of...
    Love On The Toilet Video

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    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

    On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

    On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."
    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sn@keIze View Post
    I just got that throw up taste in my mouth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Stimulus Payment Info.

    "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

    Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q. Where will the government get this money?
    A. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    A. Only a smidgen.

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
    A. Shut up.


    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

    If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
    If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
    If you purchase a computer it will go to India .
    If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
    If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
    If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .

    And none of it will help the American economy.
    We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

    ROFLMAO! That is awesome!

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    Ok guys (and gals), I have a funny as h*ll joke, but its pretty gross and not that politically correct. If thats your bag, however, contact me by pm and I'll send it to you. You might have already got it in text and its not racist.
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by prough91 View Post
    Ok guys (and gals), I have a funny as h*ll joke, but its pretty gross and not that politically correct. If thats your bag, however, contact me by pm and I'll send it to you. You might have already got it in text and its not racist.
    Anyone with a Chiefs yin - yang would not tell such a joke.


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