The Chiefs Crowd Official Joke Thread

**Seek** · 06-20-2008, 05:45 PM

There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

**tornadospotter** · 08-12-2009, 04:33 PM

**wichitaj** · 08-12-2009, 06:14 PM

I got a funny joke......vanillagarilla. LOL

J/K man

**AussieChiefsFan** · 08-14-2009, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by wichitaj

I got a funny joke......vanillagarilla. LOL

J/K man

Awww.

**tornadospotter** · 08-14-2009, 10:53 AM

E-Mail Warning:

If you receive an email

from the

Department of Health

telling you not to eat

canned pork

because of

swine flu . . . . . . . . .

Ignore it.

It's just spam.

**GlennBree** · 08-14-2009, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

E-Mail Warning:

If you receive an email

from the

Department of Health

telling you not to eat

canned pork

because of

swine flu . . . . . . . . .

Ignore it.

It's just spam.

**Hayvern** · 08-14-2009, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

Bet you never thought of this treatment For Sunburn

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a ****** pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will ****** do for him, Doctor'?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

He was obviously a better man than I!!!