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    Default The Chiefs Crowd Official Joke Thread

    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wIGmnRjHQ"]YouTube - Song: Side by Side - HILARIOUS![/ame]

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    The number one thing I look for in a girl is intelligence.



    If she ain't got none, she's mine!

    Thanks Aussie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post

    was I laughing at?
    Nice one Chiefster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tyler View Post
    The number one thing I look for in a girl is intelligence.



    If she ain't got none, she's mine!
    A man has got to have standards.

    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post

    was I laughing at?
    Nice one Chiefster!
    Thanks TS! I like that it was good clean humor that was actually funny.

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    The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Oakland Raiders are Super Bowl contenders." Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey survived!"

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    What do you get when you cross a defensive lineman with a prostitute?


    A quarter-ton pickup.

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    Five Horses Is Her Name



    A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name is.

    He replied, "She called Five Horses."



    The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
    What does it mean?"



    The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It means...



    NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!
    http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1540&dateline=1380047  325]

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    Five Horses Is Her Name



    A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name is.

    He replied, "She called Five Horses."



    The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
    What does it mean?"



    The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It means...



    NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!
    LOL!!!!

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    THE FINAL EXAM...........



    At Penn State University were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of
    them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the
    weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big
    party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept
    all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday
    morning.


    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they
    would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they
    visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they
    missed the final.


    The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys
    were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The next
    day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test
    booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they
    thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy....

    then they turned the page.


    On the second page was written...









    For 95 points: Which tire? _________




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    Why Men Wear Earrings

    Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

    The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"

    The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

    "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

    His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"


    "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

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