The Chiefs Crowd Official Joke Thread

[Seek]

There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

[stricken721]

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

A Navajo on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye - e - e - e - h - a - a - a - a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye - e - e - e - h - a - a - a - a!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service - station attendant.
'Nothing,' the woman answered.
'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.'

[AkChief49]

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Forty Niners fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies.

"Oakland Raiders fan rescues friend from horrific attack," says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Cowboys fan!" the boy says proudly.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck ******* kills family pet!"

I hope this is not a re-post!

[kcvet]

[kcvet]

[AkChief49]

FoxHunting.JPG

another sharp shooter

[kcvet]

FoxHunting.JPG

another sharp shooter

"Mice are so small. With this,
I can bring down a raccoon."

[AkChief49]

"Mice are so small. With this,
I can bring down a raccoon."

[kcvet]

this one's in his final training phase

[kcvet]

and this one washed out !!!

[tornadospotter]

Funny pictures! We have a thread for that.



SO!