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    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Thinking of Having Kids?
    So very true!
    <a href=http://i48.tinypic.com/2ihmnft.gif target=_blank>http://i48.tinypic.com/2ihmnft.gif</a>

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    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Grand kids are so much better!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    yeah, that is a joke!!!


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    This would really be funny if it weren't true.


    How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???



    Leah?? NO
    Lee - A?? NOPE
    Lay - a?? NO
    Lei?? Guess Again.

    It's pronounced "Ledasha" Oh yes...you read it right.
    This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is
    irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something come across
    your desk like this please remember to pronounce it correctly.

    When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name,
    she said "the dash don't be silent."

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    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
    That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
    That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
    does that beat the Japanese?


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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
    That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Look at me!! I am a wise investor!!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post

    Look at me!! I am a wise investor!!!
    Very wise!!!
    SHUT IT

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