A blond woman is lost in the woods and starts walking one direction until she comes up on a small river. She heads left, and soon sees a blond woman fishing from the bank on the other side.

When she is close enough, she yells across to her, "HEY!!! How do I get over to the other side?"

The girl fishing looks upstream, then downstream, then back across to the girl who is lost and yells back to her..." You dumb b****, you are on the other side!"