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    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    Biden: buy a shotgun

    trust but verify
    http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1540&dateline=1380047  325]

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    Biden: buy a shotgun

    That's Hilarius!


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    Buy a shot gun and a belt! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Buy a shot gun and a belt! LOL
    Clearly a shotgun is way easier to operate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Clearly a shotgun is way easier to operate.
    just for kicks right Chief???

    trust but verify
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    just for kicks right Chief???



    That last guy was the only one who knew hoe to do it right. You gotta lean into it.


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    A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
    his roommate than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
    “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
    roommates."

    About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
    “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
    to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

    Dear Mother:
    I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
    remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love,
    your son.

    Several days later, he received an email from
    his Mother which read:

    Dear Son:
    I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
    I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
    would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
    Love,
    Mom.

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    Modern Tools

    Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain
    on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on
    oneself.

    Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you
    call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage
    you did while trying to change out a light socket with your
    handy screwdriver.

    Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the
    damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka.

    Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary
    few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind
    the new wall it took you two weeks to install.

    Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes
    off when you point it at yourself.

    Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard
    with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to
    cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that
    you need to use a flashlight anyway.

    Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of
    electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool.

    Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911.

    Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principle to
    harnessing the power of your mother-in-law's nagging
    complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old
    paint off the side of the house.

    Chain Saw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that
    you accidentally built completely around yourself.

    Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique
    the job you're doing or offer advice.

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    Elk Sex

    Two guys from Sout Da'kota are drinking in a bar.

    Ole says, "Didja know dat elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"


    "Aw crap..," says Sven, "and I just joined the VFW!"


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    HA!


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