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    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    The next time you're bored and have nothing better to do, go to a pubic place, get out your cell phone, don't turn it on, but speak into it like the guy in this video.

    I love that bit!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    The next time you're bored and have nothing better to do, go to a pubic place, get out your cell phone, don't turn it on, but speak into it like the guy in this video.

    That was funny!

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    FARM BOYS AT PLAY .... better than tipping over outhouses

    Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

    At a high school in Wisconsin, a group of boy students played a prank.......
    They let three goats loose inside the school. But, before turning them loose,

    they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

    School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.


    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....


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    Two medical students were walking along the street
    when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread
    apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

    One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old
    man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says: "No, I don't think so.

    The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.

    He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.

    They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're
    medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you
    walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
    Could you tell us what it is?"


    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"


    The old man said,

    "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

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    A Confused American Cowboy!

    While riding the herd down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.










    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the moral imperative to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.










    It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

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    LOL, I needed a laugh, especially with as bad as the chiefs are playing today.
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    PHONE REPAIR

    Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008

    A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

    The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

    Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

    1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

    4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

    Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by

    pissing and moaning.


    Thought you'd like to know.



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    trust but verify
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    trust but verify
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    PLACES I'VE BEEN

    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently,
    you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
    driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends,
    family and work.

    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump , and I'm not too
    much on physical activity anymore.

    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to
    visit there too often.

    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

    One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
    adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I
    can get!

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