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    There is a chiefs picture forum. Why not a Joke Forum? It is always a pain trying to weed out all of the jokes in a single thread specially when there are thread whores who swurve the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    That is no joke!















    Please vote!
    You, sir, are correct.


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    Tyler Palko biggest joke ever

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    Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Mom, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

    Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother and sister."



















    Well..... she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Mom, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

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    To help save the economy, the Governmentwill announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

    I started to cry when I thought of you.

    Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ... I'll see you on the bus!
    trust but verify
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    To help save the economy, the Governmentwill announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

    I started to cry when I thought of you.

    Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ... I'll see you on the bus!
    LOL, We can play cards with chiefster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    LOL, We can play cards with chiefster.
    Gin!


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    THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER



    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...

    The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing
    The fifth would pay $1
    The sixth would pay $3
    The seventh would pay $7
    The eighth would pay $12
    The ninth would pay $18
    The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59

    So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20". Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.



    The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men ? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

    And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
    The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
    The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
    The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
    The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
    The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

    Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,"but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!" "That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploitshe poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

    The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

    And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people whoalready pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.



    In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.



    David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
    Professor of Economics, University of Georgia

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    Subject: Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC
    Date: Wed, 1 Dec, 2011


    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.


    A search for a Virgin continues.


    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Subject: Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC
    Date: Wed, 1 Dec, 2011


    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.


    A search for a Virgin continues.


    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Subject: Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC
    Date: Wed, 1 Dec, 2011


    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.


    A search for a Virgin continues.


    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.


    Similar thing with Australian politicians actually

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