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    What do you get when you take the G (growth) out of HGH...


    HermHater, do you know the answer?
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    The 49ers own my heart, but the Chiefs will always hold a better than neutral spot for giving my favorite player a place to leave with grace...

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    I knew the answer before I got to the punch line.

    Hilarious dude!


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    Ponderisms




    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.




    Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.



    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.




    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?




    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?




    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'




    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'



    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?




    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?





    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?




    But Most Of All, Remember!


    A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart

    My daughter sent this to me thought i would share.
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    Good you cleared that up at the end Tornado, I was starting to wonder about you and your OB/GYN
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    Good you cleared that up at the end Tornado, I was starting to wonder about you and your OB/GYN
    Thats why I did, I know how you all would think!

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhX6s35zO8A"]YouTube - This Is Nebraska: Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders[/ame]

    But in case there is anybody wondering about me, I like this type of gender, for cheerleaders!
    Love the cheerleaders!!!

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