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    So i know many of you were wondering about the porch thing. well there are actually two stories about my horrible driving, the first is when I was 15 and just got my learners permit, I was pulling up into our driveway and managed to hit the gas instead of the brake, thus moving our wooden porch an estimated 2 feet from where it originally started. The second one was the day i got my drivers license, I managed to get pulled over for a busted brake light (thanks dad) so I was cranky, and I pulled into the drive, parked, ran into the house, and came back out, I went to back out of the driveway paying close attention to the back of the car so not to hit my fathers pickup, but neglected to watch the front end which i ran right into the side of our house...

    that is why i should not drive in Kansas City, though, my driving has improved emensly. I havent hit anything since I was 16 (knock on wood)!

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    I had a friend who got pretty hammered at a bar one night, so I decided to be a good friend and drive him home. We arrived safely at his house and he climbed out of the truck to go to bed for the night. Unfortunately he did not butt out his cigarette before getting out and when he woke up in the morning....the inside of his old man's pick up truck was burnt to a crisp!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    I hate driving in KC.







    That is all.


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    I really miss driving in KC myself, I hate driving in Illinois. But thats me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Wski Girl View Post
    So i know many of you were wondering about the porch thing. well there are actually two stories about my horrible driving, the first is when I was 15 and just got my learners permit, I was pulling up into our driveway and managed to hit the gas instead of the brake, thus moving our wooden porch an estimated 2 feet from where it originally started. The second one was the day i got my drivers license, I managed to get pulled over for a busted brake light (thanks dad) so I was cranky, and I pulled into the drive, parked, ran into the house, and came back out, I went to back out of the driveway paying close attention to the back of the car so not to hit my fathers pickup, but neglected to watch the front end which i ran right into the side of our house...

    that is why i should not drive in Kansas City, though, my driving has improved emensly. I havent hit anything since I was 16 (knock on wood)!
    Sorry, but that just sounds wrong.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Sorry, but that just sounds wrong.
    Pervert!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Sorry, but that just sounds wrong.
    Carefull, Thats my daughter, she will kick you *** at the home openner!
    She is kinda a redneck girl, and mean, at times. However she will be forgiving also!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wski Girl View Post
    Pervert!
    Nah. It just made me laugh for a moment there.

    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Carefull, Thats my daughter, she will kick you *** at the home openner!
    She is kinda a redneck girl, and mean, at times. However she will be forgiving also!
    Something tells me that she doesn't need your help at all now.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Sorry, but that just sounds wrong.

    What'd ya mean???

    I don't get it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Nah. It just made me laugh for a moment there.



    Something tells me that she doesn't need your help at all now.
    I was not concerned about her! If you need help is what I was referring to!

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