So i know many of you were wondering about the porch thing. well there are actually two stories about my horrible driving, the first is when I was 15 and just got my learners permit, I was pulling up into our driveway and managed to hit the gas instead of the brake, thus moving our wooden porch an estimated 2 feet from where it originally started. The second one was the day i got my drivers license, I managed to get pulled over for a busted brake light (thanks dad) so I was cranky, and I pulled into the drive, parked, ran into the house, and came back out, I went to back out of the driveway paying close attention to the back of the car so not to hit my fathers pickup, but neglected to watch the front end which i ran right into the side of our house...

that is why i should not drive in Kansas City, though, my driving has improved emensly. I havent hit anything since I was 16 (knock on wood)!