Well I wheeled mself to the top of the mountain and ask the wise old sage up there a very important question, "Will the Chiefs beat New England?
He looked at me and said "Are you wasting my time?"
I thought a minute, and replied, "No Sir, I didn't wheel myself all the way up here to waste any body's time, will the Chiefs win the game?"
"Well Sonny, take this five dollar bill down the mountain and to the ice cream store and by me a "nilla cone and if you get it back here without it melting, the Chief's will win!"
I threw him off the mountain-GO CHIEFS BEAT NEW ENGLAND!!