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[Canada]

Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier...let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!

[hermhater]

Sir, how can I build my own garage filled with Chiefs gear?

[Canada]

Sir, how can I build my own garage filled with Chiefs gear?

First off...when you watch a Chiefs game, make sure you invite your biggest loudest and drunkest friends over to watch the game with you. Then you have to drink all day and well into the late game making as much noise as possible so that when you suggest a TV in the garage, she is more that happy to say OK.

As far as decorating, make sure to cover your house is an extremely tacky way (in your wifes/gf opinion). I am talking Chiefs flags hanging off the roof and lown ornaments, decals on the windows etc... eventually she will get so annoyed that you can make the deal that you get all you Chiefs stuff out of the house but you get to do whatever you want with the garage!!

Hope this helps!!

[tammietailgator]

Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier...let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!

OK - How do I get david to stop *****ing all the time?

[Canada]

OK - How do I get david to stop *****ing all the time?

I am not sure what *****ing is?

[hardcorechiefsfan]

I'll bite... I would do anything to go to every one of the chiefs' games. But alas, I don't drive or have the money to buy tickets.
Send all donations to Fort Scott, KS.

[Bike]

How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
Thanks in advance for this thread...

[hardcorechiefsfan]

How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
Thanks in advance for this thread...

Keep a box of wooden matches in the bathroom, when you realize you have stinky poo light a match. It burns all the methane. Trust me, I grew up with a brother who always left the bathroom so stinky that one would pass out. Me and my sisters told him he was living in the barn if he didn't do the match thing.

[hermhater]

Your corner is empty Canada.

It needs beer.

[tammietailgator]

How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
Thanks in advance for this thread...

Matches! then never speak of this again - sorry canada... I should let you answer this