This explains much about you.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8uH76COzk8"]YouTube - WKRP closing credits explanation[/ame]
I especially like the part with the beer helmet!!
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
"OH MY GOD; IT'S TURKEYS"!
"THE TURKEYS ARE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE SACKS OF WET CEMENT"!
"OH THE HUMANITY"!!!