Doing my best to relieve the tension...

[Darth CarlSatan]

...AND be a total bast*rd!

[hardcorechiefsfan]

I am surprised that there isn't padding on the bench.

[Darth CarlSatan]

I am surprised that there isn't padding on the bench.

The idea was there, but ultimately rejected on grounds that keeping up appearances regarding LaDouchian being a "tough guy" had to be observed in some way, shape, or form.
When informed that 'La-Z-Boy' padding would NOT be a part of the final product, number 21 did the one thing he does best; pout.

[Drunker Hillbilly]

You could at least get the guy on the bench actually to be the guy you are bangin on in photo shop!!!!

[Darth CarlSatan]

You could at least get the guy on the bench actually to be the guy you are bangin on in photo shop!!!!

That photo is an actual "Action Figure" of LaDouchian, complete with bench.
It was made last year before the season started,
Prophetic, yes?

[Drunker Hillbilly]

Weird. Looks nothing like the photo of him above?

[Darth CarlSatan]

Weird. Looks nothing like the photo of him above?

That's what I thought, but whadda'ya gonna' do?

[Drunker Hillbilly]

That's what I thought, but whadda'ya gonna' do?

I've noticed a lot of those action figures don't look like the actual person. Especially the bobbleheads they give out at the games.

[Darth CarlSatan]

I've noticed a lot of those action figures don't look like the actual person. Especially the bobbleheads they give out at the games.

Yep!

And false advertising; I've never seen an NFL players head bobbing up, down, and all-around like a jumping bean on the field!