Favorite movie quotes

[Guru]

I always got a kick out of this one.


I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[tornadospotter]

Hi HH.

[hermhater]

Hi TS.

[tornadospotter]

Play some texas hold? Darth how about you?

[Sn@keIze]

This one is appropriate considering our current situation.

"I don't know if you are keeping up on current events, but we're getting our asses kicked!"

ah yes, another classic line from Bishop in Aliens.

Heres one of my faves:

Theyve done studies you know. 60% of the time it works..everytime.

[Darth CarlSatan]

Hi Darth.

Hi Herm.

[IlovetheChiefs]

"Nervous?" "Yes" "First time." "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming."

"We have clearance Clarence." "Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

"The fog is getting thicker." "And Leon's getting LARGER!"

"She has to be taken to a hospital." "Hospital?! What is it?!" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan." (The the literal visual happens)

[Sn@keIze]

"Nervous?" "Yes" "First time." "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming."

"We have clearance Clarence." "Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

"The fog is getting thicker." "And Leon's getting LARGER!"

"She has to be taken to a hospital." "Hospital?! What is it?!" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan." (The the literal visual happens)

Airplane

[Darth CarlSatan]

Play some texas hold? Darth how about you?

Too convoluted for me, but thanks!

[chief31]

How about these:

"The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

"Do you know what the penalty in this state is for cruelty to animals?" "No I don't" "Well, it's probably pretty stiff."

"Well someone better explain or ... there'll be a lot of explaining to do!"

"But what if when you got to Florida it was closed?" "Oh they don't close Florida." "Well I know they don't close the state of Florida."

"We'll all have so much f***in' fun we'll be singing zippity do da out of our ***holes!"

"This cabin smells." "Edna, this is yours."

"Oh that woman? Well she was a pool waitress and I was ordering some food."

"Do you have Pacman?" "No" "Do you have Space Invaders?" "Nope" "Do you have Asteroids?" "No but my dad does. Some times he can't even sit on the can."

"Yeah you didn't get to meet Dinky last night. He had the *hits so he slept in the barn." "Oh, great."

""I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and now wouldn't you know it, the government cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

"You didn't order the Metallic Pea?" "Metallic Pea??"

"Are you satisified, she's deaf!" "Oh what's the difference it was fun anyway."

"Hey underpants!"

"Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying." "I suppose we should ask them to play 20 questions."

"Did you tell them the good news?" "What good news?" "You're driving me to Phoenix!" "Phhhllllllt!"

Russ - "Hey Dad, you must have jumped this thing about fifty yards."

Clark - "Ah, it's nothing to be proud of Rusty."

*Surveys the area proudly*

Clark - "Fifty yards."

[Darth CarlSatan]

Russ - "Hey Dad, you must have jumped this thing about fifty yards."

Clark - "Ah, it's nothing to be proud of Rusty."

*Surveys the area proudly*

Clark - "Fifty yards."

"But Daddy says I'm the best".