Since this seems to be the big hooray and rightfully so, I will put my name in the hat for a mere $100,000 annual salary + perks.
Credentials:
Preteen backyard bruiser.
Teenager: Played JV ball as Left Guard
Sophmore HS: Left Gaurd
Junior and Senior Years: Injured Reserve Career over. (Fractured Spine, Femur and left Wrist).
Fast Forward to 2004:
Youth League Football Coach (5A District):
2004- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.
2005- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.
2006- O Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.
2007- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 3rd place in division, Out in 1rst Round of Play-offs (score 7-6). 1rst in League Rushing.
2008- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Won Championship Game 32-26 in 4 OT's. 1rst in League Passing and Defense 1rst in yds allowed (or lack there of)
What do ya say gang?? Can I have a shot??
ROFLMAO!!!
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