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    Since this seems to be the big hooray and rightfully so, I will put my name in the hat for a mere $100,000 annual salary + perks.

    Credentials:

    Preteen backyard bruiser.

    Teenager: Played JV ball as Left Guard

    Sophmore HS: Left Gaurd

    Junior and Senior Years: Injured Reserve Career over. (Fractured Spine, Femur and left Wrist).

    Fast Forward to 2004:

    Youth League Football Coach (5A District):

    2004- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

    2005- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

    2006- O Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

    2007- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 3rd place in division, Out in 1rst Round of Play-offs (score 7-6). 1rst in League Rushing.

    2008- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Won Championship Game 32-26 in 4 OT's. 1rst in League Passing and Defense 1rst in yds allowed (or lack there of)

    What do ya say gang?? Can I have a shot??

    ROFLMAO!!!


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    I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...
    SHUT IT

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    I'm sure you'd be better than Herm!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike View Post
    I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...
    DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!

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    DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!
    You sir...have my vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbolan View Post
    DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!
    Deal- as long as there will also be Bratwurst...

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    Is that you Herm???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    Is that you Herm???
    SHUT IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike View Post
    ...Or perhaps it's Carl. Is that you Carl???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike View Post
    I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...
    Your qualifications seem ok to me, you're hired!!

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