I volunteer to coach the Chiefs

**dbolan** · 02-04-2009, 02:33 PM

Since this seems to be the big hooray and rightfully so, I will put my name in the hat for a mere $100,000 annual salary + perks.

Credentials:

Preteen backyard bruiser.

Teenager: Played JV ball as Left Guard

Sophmore HS: Left Gaurd

Junior and Senior Years: Injured Reserve Career over. (Fractured Spine, Femur and left Wrist).

Fast Forward to 2004:

Youth League Football Coach (5A District):

2004- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2005- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2006- O Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2007- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 3rd place in division, Out in 1rst Round of Play-offs (score 7-6). 1rst in League Rushing.

2008- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Won Championship Game 32-26 in 4 OT's. 1rst in League Passing and Defense 1rst in yds allowed (or lack there of)

What do ya say gang?? Can I have a shot??

ROFLMAO!!!