Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
Beer is good
Used???Originally Posted by Canada
SHUT IT
Chief Badass
Who....yo mama?
Beer is good
You need help. Big help...Who....yo mama?
SHUT IT
The One And Only
Well Yo Momma so stupid, that when I told her drinks were on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Last edited by Vanilla Garilla; 04-15-2009 at 07:34 PM. Reason: Spelling
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Yo Mama so stupid, that when she bought a donut she returned it asking for a refund because there was a hole in it!
Homer go crazy!!!
Your momma so fat her belt size is equator.
Last edited by Chiefster; 04-15-2009 at 10:14 PM.
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Yo Mama so fat that she left with high heals and came back with sandals!
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yo mammas so ugly she had to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to come.
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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