Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
Thats pretty frackin' ugly..
SHUT IT
Yo Momma so fat, she is the only Special Olympics athlete viewable from outer space...
Sorry if i offended anyone...
yo mama is so fat i rolled over twice and was still caught in her belly button
Yo mama is so fat I turned out to be an unacheiver..
SHUT IT
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
Your mama is so fat I asked her out.
They closed.
SHUT IT
Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said "Well Florida will help them right"
True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
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