Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Chief Badass
The official Yo Mama thread!!
Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
Beer is good
Thats pretty frackin' ugly..
SHUT IT
The One And Only
Yo Momma so fat, she is the only Special Olympics athlete viewable from outer space...
Sorry if i offended anyone...
Starter
yo mama is so fat i rolled over twice and was still caught in her belly button
Beer is good
Yo mama is so fat I turned out to be an unacheiver..
SHUT IT
Chief Badass
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Beer is good
Your mama is so fat I asked her out.
They closed.
SHUT IT
The One And Only
Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said "Well Florida will help them right"
True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!
Beer is good
Was that Canadas' mom?Originally Posted by Vanilla Garilla
Man I'm a jerk.
SHUT IT
Chief Badass
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
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