ChiefsCrowd Short Story Thread.

[honda522]

So we all have experiences in life, and some of those are worth telling to other people, either because they are funny, interesting, or sometimes just for kicks.

I think we all have many short stories we can tell, even though I am not that old, I have tons! So if you any please share them with us!

I will kick it off.

A few months ago, my parents and I went to see a movie. We were watching it and this part came up where Dicaripo had his fingers bashed with a hammer, it was rather awful looking. At the same time, there was this old lady in the row infront of us, who was coughing, I thought she was puking cause of what she saw at first. She wasn't covering her mouth and you could see spit flying all over.

Seconds later the older couple infront of her turned around and said COVER YOUR MOUTH. The lady didn't comply. The guy said it again and this time the spouse of the spitting lady gets freaking pissed and starts talking $h!t. The both get up like they are going to get into a fight. These people were like 70 years old...can you imagine a fight?

[hermhater]

I've got an awesome story.

I bought a beer.

Then I drank it.

Then I repeated.

[Vanilla Garilla]

So we all have experiences in life, and some of those are worth telling to other people, either because they are funny, interesting, or sometimes just for kicks.

I think we all have many short stories we can tell, even though I am not that old, I have tons! So if you any please share them with us!

I will kick it off.

A few months ago, my parents and I went to see a movie. We were watching it and this part came up where Dicaripo had his fingers bashed with a hammer, it was rather awful looking. At the same time, there was this old lady in the row infront of us, who was coughing, I thought she was puking cause of what she saw at first. She wasn't covering her mouth and you could see spit flying all over.

Seconds later the older couple infront of her turned around and said COVER YOUR MOUTH. The lady didn't comply. The guy said it again and this time the spouse of the spitting lady gets freaking pissed and starts talking !t. The both get up like they are going to get into a fight. These people were like 70 years old...can you imagine a fight?

Thats a good story HondaArrowcash has been added for the good story. Anybody else with a good story can also get some arrowcash.

[honda522]

Thats a good story HondaArrowcash has been added for the good story. Anybody else with a good story can also get some arrowcash.

Thanks, that earns rep ;)

[Chiefster]

There once was a man from Nantuckit...

[AussieChiefsFan]

There once was a man from Nantuckit...

...who was quite fond of beer.

[Hayvern]

OK I am going to try my hand at it.

This experience just happened this week.

I play in a band, many people on the board know this. Thursday night at rehearsal we had decided we were going to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

We started playing it and it was going well, we got to the chorus of the song there is a line in the song where Cobain sings "With the lights out, it's less dangerous" If you listen to the song you might not be able to make it out, but he sings it.

Anyway, at that exact moment as if on cue, the lights in the studio went out! They were only out for a split second, no more than 2 seconds, just long enough to get the entire band to stop, then they came back on.

Needless to say, we freaked, the guitar player ran out to find out who had been playing a joke on us, but there was nobody there. It took a good five minutes for everyone to settle down.

As it turns out, his wife had come out and had accidently turned off the lights while trying to reset a breaker or something. Her timing was perfect though.

[Vanilla Garilla]

OK I am going to try my hand at it.

This experience just happened this week.

I play in a band, many people on the board know this. Thursday night at rehearsal we had decided we were going to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

We started playing it and it was going well, we got to the chorus of the song there is a line in the song where Cobain sings "With the lights out, it's less dangerous" If you listen to the song you might not be able to make it out, but he sings it.

Anyway, at that exact moment as if on cue, the lights in the studio went out! They were only out for a split second, no more than 2 seconds, just long enough to get the entire band to stop, then they came back on.

Needless to say, we freaked, the guitar player ran out to find out who had been playing a joke on us, but there was nobody there. It took a good five minutes for everyone to settle down.

As it turns out, his wife had come out and had accidently turned off the lights while trying to reset a breaker or something. Her timing was perfect though.

Nice story bud Talk about timing! Arrowcash donated.

[GlennBree]

...who was quite fond of beer.

he liked his beer so much, that he would.........

[Chiefster]

he liked his beer so much, that he would.........

ingest it through an IV hooked up to a keg.