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    Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier...let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Sir, how can I build my own garage filled with Chiefs gear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier...let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!
    OK - How do I get david to stop *****ing all the time?

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    I'll bite... I would do anything to go to every one of the chiefs' games. But alas, I don't drive or have the money to buy tickets.
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    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread...
    SHUT IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike View Post
    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread...
    Keep a box of wooden matches in the bathroom, when you realize you have stinky poo light a match. It burns all the methane. Trust me, I grew up with a brother who always left the bathroom so stinky that one would pass out. Me and my sisters told him he was living in the barn if he didn't do the match thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike View Post
    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don't seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread...
    Matches! then never speak of this again - sorry canada... I should let you answer this

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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    Matches! then never speak of this again - sorry canada... I should let you answer this
    Thanks, Tammie, for taking all this crap in stride...
    You're aces in my book!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    Matches! then never speak of this again - sorry canada... I should let you answer this
    BTW, I best not use matches in my bathroom. Homeowners insurance too high as it is...
    SHUT IT

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    It's the sulphur that covers the smell.
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