Most Awesome Rednecks

**Vanilla Garilla** · 07-12-2009, 05:43 PM

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**hermhater** · 07-12-2009, 06:54 PM

That's some awesomeness!!!

**AussieChiefsFan** · 07-12-2009, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by hermhater

That's some awesomeness!!!

**Chiefster** · 07-13-2009, 07:52 PM

What an idiot! Here's an idea: put a shot gun between your legs and pull the trigger. :rolleyes:

**Canada** · 07-19-2009, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Chiefster

What an idiot! Here's an idea: put a shot gun between your legs and pull the trigger. :rolleyes:

I was working one long weekend at a race track as medical staff. There is camping all aroudn the track and I was on nites. At about 3am this guy came walking up to me and his hand was bleeding allover the place and his middle finger was hanging on my a thread. I asked him what happened and he says (more slurred from the booze) "Me and my buddy were cuttin' firewood...and I was the one holding the log!!"

**Vanilla Garilla** · 07-19-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Canada

I was working one long weekend at a race track as medical staff. There is camping all aroudn the track and I was on nites. At about 3am this guy came walking up to me and his hand was bleeding allover the place and his middle finger was hanging on my a thread. I asked him what happened and he says (more slurred from the booze) "Me and my buddy were cuttin' firewood...and I was the one holding the log!!"

Ouch

. There are a few things to never do while drunk:

Cut Wood
Call or Text opposite sex
Drive a car
Shoot Guns

I have violated all of those above, and have regretted each one.

**AussieChiefsFan** · 07-19-2009, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Vanilla Garilla

Ouch

. There are a few things to never do while drunk:

Cut Wood
Call or Text opposite sex
Drive a car
Shoot Guns

I have violated all of those above, and have regretted each one.

Did they all hurt?

**Chiefster** · 07-20-2009, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Canada

I was working one long weekend at a race track as medical staff. There is camping all aroudn the track and I was on nites. At about 3am this guy came walking up to me and his hand was bleeding allover the place and his middle finger was hanging on my a thread. I asked him what happened and he says (more slurred from the booze) "Me and my buddy were cuttin' firewood...and I was the one holding the log!!"

There's a good idea.