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    Default Geniuses

    If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.




    (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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    'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
    --Mariah Carey
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    'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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    'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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    'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
    --A congressional candidate in Texas
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    'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
    -- Dan Quayle
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    'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?'
    -- Lee Iacocca
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    'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarter back & sports analyst.
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    'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
    -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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    'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.

    May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
    --Department of Social Services - Greenville, South Carolina
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    'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
    --Keppel Enderbery
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    'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    Last edited by Guru; 07-16-2009 at 06:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla Garilla View Post
    If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.




    (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
    --Mariah Carey
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,



    'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,


    'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
    --A congressional candidate in Texas
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,




    'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
    -- Dan Quayle
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,


    'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?'
    -- Lee Iacocca
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarter back & sports analyst.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
    -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



    'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.

    May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
    --Department of Social Services - Greenville, South Carolina
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,


    'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
    --Keppel Enderbery
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,




    'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,

    I love the Aussie Imports one!!!!! What an Idiot!!!! I also loke the one about the letter sent to a dead person! LOL LOL
    Last edited by Guru; 07-16-2009 at 06:34 AM.

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    I'm not sure which one of you is making it happen, but I keep getting prompted for a username and password login.

    Funny stuff though!
    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    I'm not sure which one of you is making it happen, but I keep getting prompted for a username and password login.

    Funny stuff though!
    That's Happening to me too!

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    Thats weird...I'm not getting anything.

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    Well I guess we can narrow it down to you Vanilla.

    It's asking for access to this address:

    portal2.metrogroup.com

    Ring any bells?
    http://arrowheadjunkies.com/pictures/PhotoShop/sig_pics/NFL_Players/kansas_city_chiefs/tyson.jackson/062009/tyson.jackson.500.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Well I guess we can narrow it down to you Vanilla.

    It's asking for access to this address:

    portal2.metrogroup.com

    Ring any bells?
    Yep, work email server. I wonder why though. All i did was copy and paste over to here, must be some code in it somewhere.

    Chiefster, would you delete this thread for me?

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    You had some non-linkable images in the file. It should be good now.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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    Good job Guru!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla Garilla View Post
    Yep, work email server. I wonder why though. All i did was copy and paste over to here, must be some code in it somewhere.

    Chiefster, would you delete this thread for me?
    No need; Guru made it all better. :)

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