This isn't Canada is it?
This is how you do it.
So there's this guy named Henry Earl. He lives in Lexington, KY. I don't know much about him except that he goes by the name "James Brown", (which is cool in and of itself) and that he likes to get drunk. He likes to get drunk a lot. And he gets busted a lot. As in "900+ times in the last 13 years" a lot. He spends roughly twice as much of his life in jail as out. His rap sheet is pages and pages long. Henry would surely take the gold in any Boozer Olympics competition.
What's up with Henry Earl?
I doubt it.
He's good at talkin' to cops.
He's only been arrested 5 less times.
I'm thinking of donating to help out his costs.
He's barely able to buy beer.
There is boozer Olympics? Where do I sign up?
...is pot a performance enhancing drug in the boozer Olympics?
The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.
It's a requirement.
Alright Coach, put me in!!
Are you gonna be push man for the bobsled team?
How about I will be the anchor man for the boot chugging!!