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    Default Old man plumbing...

    Sometimes, when I'm done pooping, I stand up and pee in the toilet.

    Why does that happen?

    Is it my prostate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Sometimes, when I'm done pooping, I stand up and pee in the toilet.

    Why does that happen?

    Is it my prostate?
    Try sitting on the toilet and doing both, and you might want to borrow those "oops I craped my pants" from Chiefster.

    It can also be cause by having a small dink!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    Try sitting on the toilet and doing both, and you might want to borrow those "oops I craped my pants" from Chiefster.

    It can also be cause by having a small dink!!
    I will assume you are speaking from experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    I will assume you are speaking from experience...

    You are the one with the short little stumpy appendages!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    I am the one with the short little stumpy appendages!!
    Awww, it's OK.

    I've heard girls don't really care about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Awww, it's OK.

    I've heard girls don't really care about that...

    i'm sure you have heard that a lot!!!
    The only reason a beer sweats around Canada is because he's decided it will be the next beer he drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada View Post
    i'm sure you have heard that a lot!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Awww, it's OK.

    I've heard girls don't really care about that...

    True; it isn't the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. However it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post
    True; it isn't the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. However it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Thought you'd appreciate that one.

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