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    Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier…let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!

    #852774

    Sir, how can I build my own garage filled with Chiefs gear?

    #852775
    Canada;100958 wrote:
    Does your wife/girlfriend make you do chores during the game? Do you have to do your own laundry? Does she complain when you come home drunk every day? I am here to show you the way!! I live in a garage filled with Chiefs gear, a full bar and beer fridge and Sunday ticket. It is a non stop party at my house and my wife still wants to keep me around. If you have questions about how to make your life easier…let me help. Just post your problems and I will provide you with quick and easy tips to make your everyday life better!!

    OK – How do I get david to stop *****ing all the time? :D

    #852777

    I’ll bite… I would do anything to go to every one of the chiefs’ games. But alas, I don’t drive or have the money to buy tickets.
    Send all donations to Fort Scott, KS.:lol:

    #852779

    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don’t seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread…

    #852783
    Bike;100967 wrote:
    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don’t seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread…

    Keep a box of wooden matches in the bathroom, when you realize you have stinky poo light a match. It burns all the methane. Trust me, I grew up with a brother who always left the bathroom so stinky that one would pass out. Me and my sisters told him he was living in the barn if he didn’t do the match thing.

    #852784
    Bike;100967 wrote:
    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don’t seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread…

    Matches! then never speak of this again – sorry canada… I should let you answer this 😆

    #852786
    tammietailgator;100973 wrote:
    Matches! then never speak of this again – sorry canada… I should let you answer this 😆

    Thanks, Tammie, for taking all this crap in stride…
    You’re aces in my book!!:bananen_smilies046:

    #852788
    tammietailgator;100973 wrote:
    Matches! then never speak of this again – sorry canada… I should let you answer this 😆

    BTW, I best not use matches in my bathroom. Homeowners insurance too high as it is…

    #852789

    It’s the sulphur that covers the smell.

    #852796
    hermhater;100978 wrote:
    It’s the sulphur that covers the smell.

    Good info! Thanks!! Herm blows.:bananen_smilies046:

    #852798

    Life is pretty good, off and on! but thats ok!:bananen_smilies046:

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    hermhater;100962 wrote:
    Sir, how can I build my own garage filled with Chiefs gear?

    First off…when you watch a Chiefs game, make sure you invite your biggest loudest and drunkest friends over to watch the game with you. Then you have to drink all day and well into the late game making as much noise as possible so that when you suggest a TV in the garage, she is more that happy to say OK.

    As far as decorating, make sure to cover your house is an extremely tacky way (in your wifes/gf opinion). I am talking Chiefs flags hanging off the roof and lown ornaments, decals on the windows etc… eventually she will get so annoyed that you can make the deal that you get all you Chiefs stuff out of the house but you get to do whatever you want with the garage!!

    Hope this helps!! :bananen_smilies046:

    #852852
    Bike;100967 wrote:
    How can I keep this, shall we say, undesirable odor from escaping from my bathroom to the living room? BTW, double-flushing and deodorizers don’t seem to work..
    Thanks in advance for this thread…

    I have the best way but you have to smoke some pot for it to work. First you takean emptry toilet paper roll. Then you take a dryer sheet and put it over the end of the roll and secure it with an elastic. Now when you are doing your business, all you have to do is smoke a big ol’ fatty and blow the smoke through the dryer sheet. It will come out smelling like Spring Breeze ar whatever type dryer sheet you have. And excess smells will handled easily and pleasantly.

    Now go get a beer for those pasties!! :bananen_smilies046:

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    tammietailgator;100963 wrote:
    OK – How do I get david to stop *****ing all the time? :D

    I am not sure what *****ing is?

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